The cure for cancer is sitting in cold storage in Sweden.  It is a common virus that eats away all forms of cancer without doing any damage to the host body, and is then easily killed by the immune system.  Repeated laboratory research has shown consistent and completely successful results in mice and other animals.  According to the head researcher, Professor Essand, ‘It is amazing, it’s better than anything else. Tumour cell lines that are resistant to every other drug, it kills them in these animals.’

So why can’t we get our hands on this seeming miracle?  Money.  According to Professor Essand, he is about “a million pounds” short.  A measly million pounds. He is unable to get enough funding from cancer research groups, so it is up to the public to fund this amazing find.